Well, the class wasn't as bad as it could be. The woman teaching it didn't take herself or the class too seriously, which was refreshing. And now I know not to serve alcohol to minors or to . . . to . . . ummm, I'll get it . . . to people in penguin suits! No, that's not quite right, is it? Hmmm . . I'll remember . . . maybe five hours wasn't long enough . . .