Oh dear. I keep promising certain people a post about the particularly modern (arguably) curse of Utility. But I've been lazy and distracted so it hasn't materialized. I'd do it now, but I have to go to an alcohol servers' class. What this means is that I go to a five hour "class" and hear how not to serve alcohol to minors, and not to serve alcohol to drunk people. Hmmm . . . I know, it's so complicated that you need at least five hours to get it.